Thursday, December 27, 2007
farid nearly, nearly, nearly had himself shoved into the oven, hit with Ramlah Rumplestiltskin's burger-rak, squeezed into Colgate and tossed out of the window after the incident this afternoon. ish3. like i told umai, he is so lucky that we're friends. and whatever the case is, i hope the cookies turn out alright. i'll be in JB when you need me, alright? remember, read the instructions. and please, i don't want to see the SCDF's Red Rhino breezing to your house. plus, a friendly reminder from your friendly accomplice, place SCDF's number on your emergency number list, and then mine and umai's. but i am banking on you to bake your cookies safe and sound. you HAVE to.
it's great to see that my friends' love lives are improving. three cheers for them. hip hip hooray x3. come to think of it, it'll be nice if one day all of us sit down together and get to know all our SOs. that'll give a chance for us to ensure that our SOs treat us nicely. cool. okay, wait, strike that. that'll give me a chance to make sure that my friends' SOs are treating them nicely. otherwise, they'll see Dang Cekodok in action, with a lot of cheese.
nevermind the fact that mine is stagnant. and that the guy that i like is most probably attached, or even if he's not, he is still emotionally attached to his ex.
plus, almost all the guys - make that all - who appear to be interested are on my reject list i have absolutely no interest in them in the relationship sense whatsoever, so there's no point i feign interest in them. ' we're internet friends - let's stick to that strictly, okay boys? patch up with your exes. thank you very much. '
and then the fact that i'm supposedly no longer interested in the guy that i like although i still like him and in love with him despite being rejected, despite it being years since. and i'm still wondering where he is, and how he is today. maybe he's not on my mind 24/7, but when i do think of him, i just think of him. and at the same time, it's eating me from inside cos outside: "hey, we're friends! remember that time when we went to the Science Centre? you were squeezed in between the other guys in the bus cos the our gang choped two seats only. to seat about 8-9 of us. then we all kept falling out of our seat. funny and cool, right?" , and inside: "i still like you a lot a lot and very the much. but something tells me you're attached, so i think i'm gonna have to shut up about it and go, 'hey, we're friends!' "
let's just hope i don't dream about searching for and about-to-eat Oreo cookies again. even if i do, i hope i at least get to eat the Oreo cookies.
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